One two three four...      I've stolen much more than my share   I lied to everyone I call friend   I cheated young men out of every last cent   I never lie, steal, cheat, from you      I knocked my old man to the ground   Slapped my own mother around   I once killed a man by shaking his hand   I never laid a finger on you      I killed a few Kennedy heirs   Drove tanks in Tiananmen square   I levelled whole towns when the orders came down   I never laid a finger on you      And I'll burn in hell for my sins   They'll stick me with forks and pins   As I pay my debt my only regret   I never laid a finger on you      No, I never laid a finger on you      No, I never laid a finger on you.