So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelin'    Got your head a pumpin' a back and forth until it hits the ceilin'    Now I'm wheelin' dealin' stealin' Johnny's apple seeds    Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds    Showin' no mercy step like Solomon Grundy    Hit ya with a table leg like I was Ted Bundy    I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kind of funny    First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey    Dip slip to the A.M. what is that you're sayin'?    You think you start prayin' it's not a game you're playin'    Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast    I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas    I freak like cerebral pals I'll get inside your drawers    For alarm there is no cause I funk like Lou Rawls    Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane    I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane    Red Light Green Light you know I always win this game    You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candy cane       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       No chance in hell but I could tell you crave me    Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me    Taste great but less filling so thrilling    Come unannounced like automatic billing    And you can't do nothin' as I push your buttons    When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. Hutton    Like Lionel Richie up All Night Long    Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong    Stop flop flip and flop    Panties drop now I'm on top    So Wiggle It just a little bit    I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it    You said you wanted to do it now you're comin' around to it    I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it    Take it blow by blow like Reginald Denny    I do it all the time how many?    Many Frauleins I'm comin' again like Jesus    And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please ya    Our Jimmy Pop that art in hell hear it    Fill me with your Holy Spirit       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Eenie meanie miney moe    Which of you girls will be my ho?    Cross your fingers grit your teeth    'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef    We make holes in beef    We make holes in beef    We make holes in beef    We make holes in beef    So watch your back straight to the attack    I'll spin you around like your name was Pat Sajak    Tag your ass out and no tag backs    You psycho nymphomaniac       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe       Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby    You might say no but I hope you mean maybe