Last night I went to the liquor store.   To buy some beer.   But the man said:   'Show me ID, or get out of here'   Ah,   well,   You see,   The Thing is,   I think I left it in my other pants...   'Did you just say underpants?'   ...   No. I didn't.      Browsing through the cheap goon menu   The closest park is your closest venue   Even though you haven't started to shave   You have a tendency to misbehave      Underage drinker   Underage drinker   Underage drinker   Underage drinker      You got your fake ID with the date scratched out   It's what being 14's all about   So grab your dad's shirt and his business shoes   Come with me sing the underage blues      Underage drinker   Underage drinker   Underage drinker   Underage drinker      Slightly humorous interlude ensues      Get an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loo   Get an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOooo)   Get an older guy to buy it for you, la loo la loo   Get an older guy to buy for you (ooOooOoo)