I'm not sayin'   I feel sad about    The way you broke my heart   But the last time that I lost this bad   I had to sell my car      Chorus:   Somebody call me a doctor   Somebody call me a nurse   Losin' a game is a cryin' shame   But losin' at lovin' is worse      I'm not sayin'   I'm depressed about    The way things didn't work out   But the last time that I lost this bad   I had to sell my house      Chorus:   Somebody call me a gypsie   Somebody take off this curse   Losin' a game is a cryin' shame   But losin' at lovin' is worse      Bridge:   It's like    drawin' a two when ya need a three   It's like    drawin' a three when ya need a four   It's like   drawin' a four when ya need a five   It's like   Bein' dead when you're still alive      I'm not sayin'   I've gone mad since you left   for another   But the last time that I lost this bad   I had to sell my little brother      Chorus:   Come on   Somebody call me a preacher   Somebody call me a herse   Losin' a game is a cryin' shame   But losin' at lovin' is worse      Somebody call up St. Peter   You better hurry   Or I might get there first   Losin' a game is a cryin' shame   But losin' at lovin' is worse   Oh losin' at lovin' is worse