I've asked for your number but please let me explain   I'm not looking todate you, I don't think of you that way   Sure, you've got nice looks and a clear teenage complexion   But I'm just calling you because of your record collection      Jessica, I heard you like The Who   I do too   Jessica, here's what I wanna do   I wanna trade tapes with you      And sure, you're nice to look at, a regular teenage queen   But I don't wanna get in your pants, just inside your tape machine      Jessica, I heard you like The Who   I do too   Jessica, here's what I wanna do   I wanna trade tapes with you      I'm not asking for a date, I've just heard that you've got stellar taste   I'm not asking to be your mate, I want a high speed dub of your bootleg tapes   You've got the complete Live At Leeds and Sebadoh's import CD's   I don't care much about the birds and bees or getting to know you biblically   You say you like the Violent Femmes, I like Jonathan Richman   The Modern Lovers were his first band, but you say you've never heard of them   Which means that you have never heard their classic debut   Oh Jessica, i'll copy it for you   I wanna trade tapes with you