Some of my friends go out and skateboard   But I can't skate so I just get bored   I'd rather be riding a bike   Two wheels to me is just all right      Cuz they skate by me doing all their tricks   While I'm standing there looking like a dick   And I'm pretty sure that I make them sick   Cuz I don't even know what an ollie is      Call me a poseur with a wallet chain   I don't want to hang out because   There is too much pain   See I can't skateboard for falling down   I put two feet on the deck then   I hit the ground      When I rip I trip   When I skate I can't   I don't even try to imitate   Cuz I can't fucking skate