What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?   What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?   I learned to pick on anyone who ain’t like me   I learned to kick and spit and punch   I learned to be proud of my history   And those founding fathers were white like me   And that’s what I learned in school today   That’s what I learned in school      What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?   What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?   I learned you need permission to walk to the halls   I learned how to smoke in the bathroom stalls   I learned how to dress older than my age   So I can date outside my grade   And that’s what I learned in school today   That’s what I learned in school      What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?   What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?   I learned that the army is really cool   from teachers and textbooks and recruiters at school   How I can be all I can be, and bring some heathens some democracy   And that’s what I learned in school today   That’s what I learned in school      What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine?   What did you learn in school today, dear little tranny of mine?   I learned that I need to fit into some box   That girls have vags and boys have cocks   I learned that I shouldn’t live outside my role   Or I’ll get smacked and tied to a pole   And that’s what I learned in school today   That’s what I learned in school      What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?   What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?   I learned I shouldn’t always speak my mind   I learned to shut up and stand in line   I learned the virtue of sitting still   I learned the virtue of taking pills   And that’s what I learned in school today   That’s what I learned in school