Allison's got a crackpot mind   She tries to flex it all the time   It's of no use   She's clearly lost her screws   She's got her husband by the head.   She can be impossible      The boys all say she's just a fool   but I know that she's so much more   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic.      Allison's a parable   for the risks of being terrible   she's 5'2", and crazy as a loon   She hops the bar, she keeps the cool   she sheds her top in Marshall's pool.      The guys make eyes at the naked girl   Who's showin' off her tits in a co-ed pool   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic         Somebody save her from herself   Someone save her from herself   and get her home.      Allison's got a Crackpot Mind   She tries to flex it all the time   It's of no use, She's clearly lost her screws.         The boy's all say she sucked their dicks   She claims that she's a feminist   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic   She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic