Ain't it a glorious day?   Right as a mornin' in May   I feel like I could fly   'Ave you ever seen    The grass so green?   Or a bluer sky?      Oh, it's a jolly holiday    With Mary   Mary makes your 'eart so light   When the day is gray   And ordinary   Mary makes the sun shine bright!      Oh 'appiness is bloomin'    All around 'er    The daffoldils are smilin'   At the dove   When Mary 'olds your 'and   You feel so grand   Your 'eart starts beatin'   Like a big brass band   Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary   No wonder that it's Mary that we love!      Now then what'd be nice   We'll start with raspberry ice   And then some cakes and tea   Order what you will   There'll be no bill   It's complimentary      Oh, it's a jolly holiday    With you, Bert   Gentlemen like you are few   Though your just a diamond   In the rough, Bert   Underneath your blood is blue!      You'd never think of pressing   Your advantage   For bearance is the hallmark    Of your creed   A lady needn't fear    When you are near   Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!   Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert   A jolly, jolly holiday with you!