Sadly, I have seen you so often already   If someone doesn't know you, they think:   oh, how nice   Finally, there is someone   who thinks like I do   and who agrees with me   on everything completely   So, they are quick to believe   that you are a friend, you're on board   We drink, laugh, and sing   to the two of us   But what breaks in secret   behind your facade,   no one knows, because what you think,   you don't say      Pretender – you are a   Pretender – you are a   Pretender – you laugh in all our faces   Pretender – because you don't know real friendship      You always take on the   opinion of others   You look concerned,   you act you care   You join and leave every   circle of friends   Like a vampire, you suck   our trust dry      Deep inside, you're happy about it   You laugh in all our faces   You don't know real friendship   because eventually, your   true self appears      Pretender – you are a   Pretender   Pretender – you are a   Pretender – Pretender   Pretender – you are a   Pretender – you words are so fake and brazen   Pretender – you goddamned   Pretender – your friendship is a   sham      Sham   Pretender   Sham      Deep inside, it eats you up   because you're actually a little runt   You have no heart and no brains   Nothing about you is original   You are so ugly and so dumb   You think, no one will take it   the wrong way   if you trick and lie a little   while only deceiving yourself      Pretender – you goddamned   Pretender   Pretender – you are a   Pretender – Pretender   Pretender – you are and will remain a goddamned   Pretender – you laugh in all our faces   Pretender – you goddamned   Pretender – I hope it chokes you!