Let's play chess not checkers   Win that free time back   I'm seriously serious   What can I do in this comic strip?   Vaccinate your sadness      Her thumb's on the one and she's dialed 91   Her thumb's on the one and she's dialed 91   Nobody trusts me around here   How come   Nobody trusts me around here   How come noone trusts me around here?      Ah-ah-ah-ah   Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-a-lright      Have a good time [x6]   Make sure you have a good time      The enemy arrives   Sit silent   Turn off the news   Sit silent [x2]   I don't know what it is -- to survive   Freeze it in the fridge   Capture it alive   Freeze it in the fridge   Capture it alive