I'm going to Diaryland   Gonna write down everything I see   I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me   I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night   I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right      I headed down the road with an oversized emotional load   Not sure how I'm feeling today   My doctor says express myself   If that's the key to my mental health   I'm gonna start my novel right away      I'm going to Diaryland   Gonna write down everything I see   I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me   I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night   I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right      I hear so many voices   and modern psychology has so many choices   don't think there's much more that I can take   I don't wanna take any pills   and pay inflated psychiatrist bills   think I'm gonna jump into the lake      I don't wanna drive you crazy like me   But I gotta get it all down on this page in front of me   of my pink and pretty diary   with a lock on the outside,    and a hello kitty sticker    that says "keep out, private thoughts inside!"      I'm writing everyday   and I was holding the insanity at bay   think the pen is mightier than halcyon   you might think I'm full of shit   but if I don't write every day just a little bit   I'll be on that crazy train rollin' on      I'm going to Diaryland   Gonna write down everything I see   I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me   I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night   I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right   I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right   I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right