do not make the mistake of believe i am the person who is speaking to you now   i am not   that is to say N-O-T   this is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven   it is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven   just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent with a bullwhip in search of a dead horse   if you do not accept this to be true   then you are insane and will be locked up      i personally have never been locked up   but that is bevcause i personally have never been insance   nor have have i ever personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal.   you, on the other hand, are obviously crazy   this is a scientific fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious    to all peoples of all races, creeds, and colors.   and in all walks of life.      but do not obsfucate matters with science or other baloney sandwiches   your opinions are not relevant to the issue of your mental capacity   but rather are dead hgorders whirch are not N-O-T to be flogged   my purose here is to clearly   demonstrate to all concerned that you are indeed insance   so that all doctors, policement, and other persons of authority    will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my statements   please do not change color while i am talking to you      of course everyone knows that my statements are always truthful   but unfortunately i must demonstrate to you the fact that you are not in touch with reality   because i have only have your best interests at hearet   and you must learn to function in the modern world of today   may i please have fifty cents?      functioning is the process whereby decent people of society inter-relate with one another    for the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place for all in which to live   if you get my drift