Is this thing on?   Hello? Ch-ch-ch      Dear Howard   It recently came to my attention that I did not win this year's freestyle rap competition   True my feelings were hurt   But I'm OK      I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones   3 turntables & 2 microphones      I am so sick and tired   Everything I do   It is wrong with you   I have to constantly second guess myself in everything because you only see my actions in your own way   But I can lose these      I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones   3 turntables & 2 microphones      What the fuck was i supposed to do?   I can't read your mind   I am going to put it on the line      You are so damn dramatic   And lets do it now!      3 turntables & 2 microphones (x2)   I got 3 turntables & 2 microphones      Awww yeah (x4)   Thats what daddy likes, woo      I want to hear my girl sing some harmony      3 turntables & 2 microphones (x7)   Thats my girl   If you think that I am not a broken man   Then you are sadly, sadly   Wrong      Now Howard   I want to be   Magnanimous   I want to be a good loser   I am not a bitter man      This year's freestyle rap competition   Doesn't mean a thing to me now   It's all in the past   But lets face it   You and I know, the whole world knows   That DJ whats-his-name   Doesn't deserve that title   Let my people know    That I will be back next year   And I'll have 4 turntables and 3 microphones      4 turntables and 3 microphones (x5)      Aww yeah   He can eat a bowl of cereal for all I care   You wanna come hang with me, I got the shit      3 turntables & 2 microphones (x4)