Well I thought all my friends were sane   then I met this kid in the fourth grade   "let's go throw rocks through the neighbor's windows"   I never wanted to go but he would always make me   I wanna know what you were thinking   I wanna know what you were drinking   Mark Cruce   Have another drink Mark Cruce   He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch   Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce   He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house   Mark Cruce   Through all the years not a whole lot's changed   how 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap   off some burnout's keg   I really hope that you know   I almost got my ass beat   have another drink Mark Cruce   he's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out   setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor's house