Like any other day   I heard the bell and grabbed my coat   I snatched a coffee, nearly choked   And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain   I knew I had to make that train   My life depended on that train   A laughing bag sang "Giant Panda"   Evil Santa punishes the bad boys   And once I told myself a lie   I never quite figured out the reason why   But everybody's pointing at me   Pointing at me and laughing at me   Pushing . . .      And like any other day   I heard the bell and grabbed my coat   I snatched a coffee, nearly choked   And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain   I knew I had to make that train   My life depended on that train   A junkie stopped me for some change   He pulled a knife and cut . . .       And like any other day   I heard the bell and grabbed my coat   I snatched a coffee, nearly choked   And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain   I knew I had to make that train   My life depended on that train   And we met there on the platform   And you took me to your room   And though you reached out for me   I couldn't touch you   I watched you melt in tears   50,000 tears   The radio exploded   I found your ear wrapped in a tissue   I tried to lose you, lose you . . .      And like any other day   I heard the bell and grabbed my coat   I snatched a coffee, nearly choked   And semi-cartwheeled headfirst in the rain