Discrimination   Across the nation about friends      I might be a puppy dog   I might be a glitter frog   I might be a big giant hog   I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo      I might have a giant head   I might want to fuck the dead   I might be a girl instead   But I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo      Woo woo   Woo woo woo   Woo woo   Woo woo woo      You - Oh my! Look at you   What's the matter with who you are?   You're pretty weird for a guy who has   All the white chess pieces in his hand      I might like to pee in the park   I might be a guy named Marc (who's a weirdo)   I might like a dagger who's dark   But I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo   No I'm not a weirdo