In Tokyo I don't know where to go   'Cause I can't read kanji   In Tokyo everything glows   'Cause it's all made of neon      In Tokyo men in white gloves   Push you onto the train   In Tokyo there's lots of guitar shops   I'd like to go there again      In Tokyo, in Tokyo   Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na   Tokyo, Tokyo   In Tokyo      If you're Japanese and you wanna sneeze   You wear a white mask   If you're Japanese, you probably say "please"   'Cause you're very, very, very polite   If you're Japanese you eat more fish   With wasabi sauce   If you're Japanese you can't be squeamish   'Cause they eat boiled pig's ears   In Tokyo      In Tokyo, in Tokyo   Na na na na na na na na   Tokyo, Tokyo   In Tokyo      "Guitar solo!"