See there was Ashley,   She caught my eye the second that she passed me   I kissed her once   Then she started to harass me   She called all night long   I had to buy a brand new phone      And let me see   There was Melanie   To have a mouth like that should be a felony   Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was telling me   I mean dirty vocab   She used to talk like she was grown      And after that was Tiffany   The one with the cute cousin   Are you kiddin' me?   She had a man   But that didn't mean shit to me   He tryed to catch us all the time   But I was just to god damn smooth      And I can't forget to mention Carrie   But that situation quickly got scary   Cause after 2 days she's "Like lets get married!"   Can you believe that shit?   I had to pack my bags and move!      1 2 3 4   Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Maybe he won't find out (2x)      I'll always remember Monica   The jewish chick   She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah   To met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomica   But she looked so dam good   She almost made my ass convert      And after that there was Lisa   You know he had a twin sister, Teresa   I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza   The greatest night of my life   Schleps the rock that kill two birds      And there was Erica   She had the stankinest breath in North America,   I tryed to slip her tic tacs   But they were scared of her   And when we made out   I always had to plug my nose      And I supose your know the sister   Shoot, I swear by hand and God   I only kissed her   I gotta foot fetish   But she gotta lota blisters   I mean hammer time feet   You think she had dead bugs for toes      Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Maybe he won't find out (2x)      Remember Catherine?   She talked so much   I used to make her bring me aspirin   Bla, bla bla bla   I'm doin fine thanks for askin   I even tryed to make a muzzle   But her mouth would just not quite      Oh Shit   Remember Shuana   I hate to bring her up again   I didn't want her   That girl I talked about   In "that girls a dog" song   Yea the poster girl from paxil   Almost made me lose my grip      And oh shit   There was Krystal   The meth head   She used to sniff like a fist full   One time she chased me down thr street with a pistol   She tryed to say I took her stash   She bugged out and tryed to kill my ass      And at last we got Kimmy   She went abroad   Came back   And broke up with me   And so I ripped up all them letter that she sent me   I cried for like 3 days   Then it was back to my evil ways      Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Where is your boy tonight?    I hope he is a gentleman.   Maybe he won't find out (2x)