When Susan she was just 18   Married a boy so peachy keen   She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey   Now my life is complete      Susan thought she'd love her man   Just as she had planned   But she thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey   A bird in the bush is worth a man in the hand      Chorus:   Susan is a lesbian   Susan is a lesbian   Susan is a lesbian now      Susan met her at a dance   Wallet chain and combat pants   She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey   Now I've found romance      But Susan's world was at and end   Saw her girl with a boyfriend   She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey   It's not a lifestyle, it's a fashion trend      There was a sexual revolution   But nobody heard   A girl who likes girls   Is still a dirty word   She could have just rebelled in the usual way   But she heard Lesbians are chic   And drugs are passe      Chorus