It's watery coffee   At two o'clock   Crawl from the hotel   An abandoned dog   Nickel slots   And a coke   Lucky strikes   Are my holy smokes         It's gonna be a big day   Biggest day of them all      Day old soup   At Careful Kitty's   One straight drink   Helps me feel less shitty   Wet face in the mirror   And a hopeful wink   Time to hit the tables   Time to think      Chorus x 2      A big day it's gonna be (Repeat x 8)