You got a funny face   And a crooked smile   Oh you're a prince in some world   But not in mine   When I'm never gonna   Find you handsome like the    other girls do      You parade around   Sulking   It makes me wonder wonder    what you're really about      And all the girls go   Ooooooo   Ooooooo      And all the bedroom doors   A tradition of yours   Well the notches in your belt make your    pants tight   And all of your boys   Hanging around   I'll take the sloppy seconds or   Whatever man      Oh when you gonna start   Oh boy   I guess the drama can be   So cool      And all the girls go   Ooooooo   Ooooooo      And don't you think you   Might be happier