Once I had a strange love   A mad sort of insane love   A love so fast and fierce I thought I'd die      Yes, once I had a strange love   A pure but very pained love   A love that burned like fire through a field      Oh, once I had a strange love   A childlike but deranged love   A love that if were bottled it would kill      See, once I had a strange love   A secret and untamed love   A love that took no prisoners at all      Strange love...      And once I had a strange love   A psychic unexplained love   A love that challenged scientific facts      And then there was that strange love   That very badly trained love   A love that needed discipline and facts      And once I had a strange love   A public acclaimed love   The kind of love that's seen in magazines      Strange love...      And once I had a strange love   A beautiful but vain love   A love I think that's better left in dreams      Strangest love of all...      And once I had a strange love   A morally inflamed love   We'd go on holy battles in the nights      And then there was that strange love   That vulgar and profane love   The kind of love that we don't talk about      Yes, once I had a strange love   A lying infidel love   Who'd woven stories like Scheherazade      And once I had a strange love   A flaky white kinky love   We ran so fast we almost spilled our guts      You see, I've had some strange love   Some good, some bad, some plain love   Some so-so love, so what?   And c'est la vie!      But just let me proclaim, love   That, out of all the strange love   You're the strangest love I've ever known      Strangest love I've ever known...