My neighbor next door is the Crazy Lady   The voices in her head make her unsteady   Her schizophrenia and paranoia   Make her think we're out to destroy her      She gets worked up and yells all day   She swears to God that she'll make us pay   She thinks that we are plotting and reading her mail   And tapping her phones just to throw her in jail      CHORUS:   Crazy Lady, you think that maybe   You could stay in your own back yard   I know the voices won't give your any choices   But you're making my life really hard      She threatened my mom at our front door   She called her a bitch and a fucking whore   She yelled "Merry Christmas! It's time to fight."   But my mom slammed the door and said "Goodnight."      This just seemed to tick her off even more   Now my family is her target in a personal war   One day she even tried to call the cops   And tell them that I hit her with a flowerpot      CHORUS:      I have no problem with the Crazy Lady   I guess I could get pissed off maybe   But I refuse to get mad and irate   I don't want things to have to escalate      She already poisoned one of my cats   I don't want to have to die like that   I'll just let her and her voices be   I don't want the Crazy Lady coming after me      CHORUS: