rules to remember   don't wait up for you   the cab ride's not worth it   except for the view of the Brooklyn Bridge in the morning      waited by the corner   met a man   he thought my eyes were nice   he liked my shoes too      he had a split lip   and a black eye   and his neck was bleeding      he had a split lip   and a black eye   and his neck was bleeding   he said goodnight      you showed up drunk   you'd gotten lost   and you're sorry, but you're tired   and you need to go to sleep      no fucking big plans   will keep you here tonight      how I must be crazy   for driving all that way   for someone who doesn't love me back