I coulda died when I found out   We couldn’t live together peacefully   That’s when it started and we nearly parted    Well, I was hoping not to see the day   We started getting in each other’s way    Maybe it’s better we don’t live together   Things got strange    My space to chill become half the size   You became someone   I didn’t even recognize   What’s the matter now    What are you talking about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s another   If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other    Why you gotta put me down    What are you complaining about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other   If it ain’t one thing, it’s another    I got a yacht for a dinner cruise    The way you treated everyone was rude   I don’t believe ya, you’re such a diva   I told the waitress we wanted wine   You got upset because the girl was fine   You’re complicated, but somehow we make it   I get tired    From all I have to do to keep you satisfied    Get no sleep    You call me in the middle of the night and weep    What’s the matter now    What are you crying about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s another   If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other    Why you gotta fuss and shout    What are you screaming about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other   If it ain’t one thing, it’s another    I guess I can’t see the world through your eyes    Pretty little brown eyes    Guess I don’t understand    What goes on, goes on, goes on in your mind   What’s the matter now    What are you talking about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s another   If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other    Why you gotta put me down    What are you fussing about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other   If it ain’t one thing, it’s another   What’s the matter now    What are you talking about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s another   If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other    Why you gotta scream and shout    What are you complaining about    If it ain’t one thing, it’s the other   If it ain’t one thing, it’s another