Christmas day, stuck in the seventies   Play all day with your Scalectrics   Oh my god, I got a tomahawk   How sweet life can be      No X-Box and no computers   We just used our imagination   A leather football was perfection   What more could you want?      Sleep through the Queen's speech   'Cause it means nothing to me   Zulu's on, the Milk Tray's out   So it must be love      The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come      Hot Wheels on the dinner table   Too much sherry with mum unstable   She's acting like Evil Knievel   Oh yes, I am blessed      Drink some sparkling wine   Watch Morecambe and Wise   Christmas Top of the Pops   Thank God, the world has stopped      The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come      The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come   The ghost of Christmas has come