She's so passive but she's looking good   He's so passive but he's looking good   They are together but really they're apart   They are together but do not belong   But do not belong      Yes ladies, and gentlemen, let's fall asleep to a plastic lullaby   The ballad of Katie and Johnny   The ballad of Adam and Naomi   The ballad of Michael and Helena   The ballad is forever changing      She's so passive but happy in her way   He's so passive but happy in his way   They do not think but sit and they pretend   They sit around and pray for it to end   Pray for it to end      Yes ladies, and gentlemen, let's fall asleep to a plastic lullaby   The ballad of Katie and Johnny   The ballad of Adam and Naomi   The ballad of Hugh and Elizabeth   The ballad is forever changing      I'm so passive   Hopeless fucking mess   We're so passive do our bit for charity   From Bosnia to London we do it all for free   We do it all for free