I said howdy there lady   This sure is some party   I've never seen anything like this before   She said howdy there honey   It's just barely started   If you think this is something   Just stand here some more      Then she looked at me   And she laughed at me   Then she lifted her glass to me   And the rest they say is history      I said that girl in the corner   She looks so pretty   Oh the girls all around her   She makes em look plain   Lady I need a drink   Can I bring you another   I'm hoping these bubbles   They might know her name      Then she looked at me   And she laughed at me   Then she lifted her glass to me   And the rest they say is history      but when I returned   Champagne in my hand   There stood two strangers    Where we both did once stand   And teh lady was gone   And the evening wore on   And teh girl in the corner was never alone      Then she looked at me   And she laughed at me   Then she lifted her glass to me   And the rest they say is history      Tim he was tall   And Susan was smart   And Frances she looked   Like a fine work of art   Melissa was sad   But that made her sweet   And Dan and Elaine   Had the world at their feet      Debra had Pliny   Lisa had Tony   And the girl in the corner   She could have had anybody   Richard was cool   And Tubb he was funny   And the tarot card lady   Had everyone's money      So I said my goodbye   When it came time to leave   And as I walked out   Someone tugged at my sleeve   She said Honey we never did officially meet   But I sure am happy you came      She said that girl in the corner   She's more than pretty   And man you're not the first to look over her way   But if you still wanted    i could introduce you   But you never will be the same      Then she looked at me   And she laughed at me   Then she lifted her glass to me   And the rest they say is history