so what do you wanna do?   i don't know, what do you wanna do?   now don't start that again you two   or you'll never find anything to do, it's true      (ring ring ring) hey man, what's the good word   haven't you heard, you poor guy?   cathy sue is breakin' up with you   oh my god no (please don't cry) i wanna die      so hang up, pick up dial her number, she answers   when'd you plan on tellin' me   just calm down and listen   i tried to keep you interested   i know, but i'm sorry   i met another guy who really knows how to party      and if you've heard this story before   and if this harsh reality's been yours   then you've become a bit of a bore   and it's no wonder that your girlfriend doesn't like you anymore      (knock knock knock) i knew that she'd come crawlin' back   sooner or lady for a fact (don't give me that)   'cause all i want is my favorite t-shirt back   you know the one with grey on black      well you can't have it   can we be mature now?   all i want is you back   well it's not gonna happen   did you know that i can dance just like beck now? (don't give me that either)   oh no no no no no no no      and if you've heard this story before   and if this harsh reality's been yours   then you've become a bit of a bore   and it's no wonder that your girlfriend doesn't like you anymore