We're down and out tonight   We never met so that's all right   But I still heard about you   No, no, no it can't be true   A little bird sat down   It opened up and sang a song   It was a song about you   No, no, no it can't be true   I don't like your dad   I don't like you sad   But your dog he don't like me   I don't wanna be in your family tree   The lady isn't what she seems to be   Fullfill my lust, fullfill my dreams   Come home with me tonight   We never met so that's all right