I knew you'd keep crying   Till I put pen to paper   So I drew up a plan   I created a caper      Go into the wild   We'll create a myth   We'll disappear      The war has seen the best of me   But you get the rest of me   So sooth me please      X-rayed my heart   Just to show you I had one   Said nice for a felt pad   Could you make mine a plaid one      Cause a glad one's hard to find   When your heart's like a track star   Posing as a guide      The war has seen the best of me   But you get the rest of me   So sooth me please      The war has seen the best of me   But you get the rest of me   So sooth me please      Why oh why is a glad one hard to find   Why oh why is a glad one hard to find   Why oh why is a glad one hard to find      Why oh why is a glad one hard to find   Why oh why is a glad one hard to find   Why oh why is a glad one hard to find