I grew to hate the wrong idea   Chump lessons only go to show that you happen to be nothing I want to tame   I should stay at home anyway      Do you dig computer culture?   Is your number two as sharp as me?   You would never believe   Ever get up and leave   No matter who told you so      I know it's easier to lose your head than to break your neck   But I've been thinking I'd prefer the latter   I know it's easier to blue-eye red   OK, I think I can stand      I think I can land in San Francisco   And let your brain go down the water hole   Just like Adam and Eve on a catamaran   Make trouble then float away      But I looked up human nature   And it's kind of plain to me   You'd tell me off for half the pay   And you just got a raise so it's easy for you to say      I know it's easier to lose your head than to break your neck   But I've been thinking I'd prefer the latter   I know it's easier to blue-eye red   OK, I think I can stand   I think I can      Question mark sincerity   Asterisk you feel   And you find that parentheses can leave you blind   I know it's easier   I know it's easier to lose than win   But it's better than where you've been