(Lorenz Hart/Richard Rodgers)      Johnny could only sing one note   And the note he sings was this   Ah      Poor Johnny one-note   Sang out with gusto   And just overlorded the place   Poor Johnny one-note   Yelled willy nilly   Until he was blue in the face   For holding one note was his ace      Couldn't hear the brass   Couldn't hear the drum   He was in a class   By himself, by gum      Poor Johnny one-note   Got in Aida   Indeed a great chance to be brave   He took his one note   Howled like the North Wind   Brought forth wind that made critics rave   While Verdi turned round in his grave      Couldn't hear the flute   Or the big trombone   Ev’ry one was mute   Johnny stood alone      Cats and dogs stopped yapping   Lions in the zoo   All were jealous of Johnny's big trill   Thunder claps stopped clapping   Traffic ceased its roar   And they tell us Niagra stood still      He stopped the train whistles   Boat whistles   Steam whistles   Cop whistles   All whistles bowed to his skill      Sing Johnny One-Note,   Sing out with gusto and   Just overwhelm all the place   Sing Jonny One Note   Let's Hear That One Note   Sing Jonny One Note Sing