I need a friend   One who understands   All the stupid shit that I put up with   I'll do his chores   I'll do his laundry for him   Long as he's always there when I need him      But soon I'll be askin for more   And there's only one thing that I care about   Nothing else matters   Cos all I care about   Is myself      The other day   A little birdie told me   The sky is falling and I better go save the world   10 after 12   I don't have time to save them   Real lifetime's running out   I better go and save myself      But now I am all alone   And there's only one thing that I care about   Nothing else matters   Cos all I care about   Is myself (x4)   Yeah!