Hoping to find something better   At least better than what ya thought   So many aisles to venture down   So many choices you thought      Then a man come walkin down the aisle   With a smile as wide as the rain   But mom she's gotta go away again   And I'm runnin with the pain      You ask yourself why you can't stay just five more minutes alone   And walk away   You know it, mom know it, so whatcha want   She says, one toy today, she says      Why only one or another or none at all   How come every time I trip I never fall   Then a man he come walkin down the aisle with a smile as wide as the rain   But mom she gotta go away again and I'm runnin with the pain      2x   You ask yourself why you can't stay just five more minutes alone   And walk away   You know it, mom knows it, so whatcha want   She says, one toy today      So many aisles to venture down   And there's nothin lookin nice   How come every time I look once, I have to look twice      But mom she's comin round the bend   And I'm buyin another toy   And she said son just come along with me   But I'm runnin with the boys      2x   You ask yourself why you can't stay just five more minutes alone   And walk away   You know it, mom knows it, so whatcha want   She says, one toy today, she says