The octopus in your purse   Is cursing like an evil sailor   But remember the knife is worse   For the editors of movie trailers      And if you want me to   I'll help it's all the same to me   Just tell me if you want me to      If you keep killing God in your eye   People will think you're really callous   But no matter how hard you try   You'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice      I'm not upset, just confused, and it's so tough   I can't relate to this world, I'm not bored enough   Watch out, the music will complete the change in you      To sing this song in Braille   You need to be haunted by glass freckles    And if your color treatment fails   Well, you can always talk to Erik Eckles