Isn’t it nice living out in the country?    It’s so nice for us to have a place    Off in our own space with no one to mind      There’s Old Cranky, the elderly lady next door   Who accuses us of burning down her barn   It’s so different out here    One thing I’ve learned is that you never interfere    With Old Cranky’s bales of hay      Isn’t it nice living out in the country?   It’s so nice for us to have a place    Off in our own space with no one to mind      There’s Larry our alcoholic neighbor at ten AM   Asking for a ride to the liquor store   It’s so different out here    One thing I’ve learned is that you never buy Larry beer    Or else he’ll bug you every day      It’s a long and winding road to our house   So if you come to see us, take it slow   Take it slow anyway when you come    You will know why we stay so far from the city lights   We don’t miss a thing from the city    It’s good to drop out, you should try it   Come take a walk at night, it’s so quiet    You should try it      There’s Martin and his friend with the Thug Life tattoo   Looking menacing while landscaping the lawn   It’s so different out here    One thing I’ve learned is to be cautious of the deer   They don’t care if they die      It’s a long and winding road to our house   So if you come to see us, take it slow   Take it slow anyway when you come    You will know why we stay so far from the city lights   We don’t miss a thing from the city    It’s good to drop out, you should try it   Come take a walk at night, it’s so quiet    You should try it      Isn’t it nice living out in the country?    It’s so nice for us to have a place