Liberal Man meets Conservative Man   Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin   Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all buttoned up   Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare   Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshit   Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the   situation and lodging it, like a wedge, right between both sides of   Liberal Man's brain   Liberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent non-abstraction   There is one full minute of confusion   Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man   Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man   War is declared   Liberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcements   Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered   Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man