And it probably works to the better   That you're there and I'm over here   Continentalistical prophilaxis   Courtesy of the great divide      History repeats itself   Fast forward through tragedy   'Cause farce is waiting there for us   with open arms and guarantees   of such ridiculosity   to make eyes roll and bowties spin   We're the last to see      Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey-oo      And it doesn't seem to get any better   little action loads of talk   time to step up to the plate and take your haggis like a man      Itself repeats history   Fast forward through tragedy   'Cause farce is waiting there for us   with open arms and guarantees   of such ridiculosity   and dignities in full retreat   We head up the ??      What the harm in stumbling   blessed with two left feet   and as the cookie's crumbling   it never tastes so sweet            Aoooooo      Pursuits of happiness   Mortal embarassments   History repeats itself   A man in decline      Will it ever or never get better?   Will it ever or never get better?      Can I tickle your ass with a feather?   Can we make up and make up forever?   Will it ever or never or ever or never   or ever never ever or never get better?