hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless... mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about       me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water   but i don't like it... the priest don't like it   but me can't seem to help it   sail away - oh - away - oh   you live me life free like a birdie   cause me like to sing   me likes what me do   and me can't seem to help it   i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys   i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today   i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound   sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...   oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field trip   Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true   Mr. Harry, he drives the van   sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss   pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing   sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today   me think me turn 22 today   will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today   but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel   then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish   he took them fish now me crying - me crying   the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came   drag me pee-pee on the floor   hide me sandwich in me drawer   the... hit my head against the door   this is some kind of dream   me likes to go down to the park   and take them nuts from them squirrels   and... you know what?   time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me   it's so dark me cannot see   it's the closet for me - the closet for me   Mr. Harry said that will teach me   No, I don't want to do the special olympics one   my friend's the seat on my toilet   and he always seem to shout at me   oh, mister, don't you pee on me   when I'm sitting it's a totally different story   then he doesn't seem to play me mind   he's not afraid of my fat behind   and on the unfortunate occasion   when I miss the bowl and pee on him   lets me off with a smile and a warning   don't do it again...