Well, big bad man come into town   Gave sweets to the children   Pushed their daddies around   Made the streets so bright in the zones of blight   No more fear in the hearts of whites      He built a hall    Put on a show   From high above watched his boulders roll   Then he bought Main Street and the old town hall   He named his price: his face on every wall.   His face on every wall   Oh, his face on every wall      Now the factories have all shut down   No more cloth stitched in this town   So the only job for the boy and I   In the prison making tile shine   Someday that man will come here too   With that magic hat, spit and glue   He'll wash the stone   Paint the brick   Rename the streets   And make the clocks all tick on time   He'll make us run on time      And every town will celebrate someday   Waving sweatshop flags and grande lattes   Wearing culture on their backs   Wearing spirit on their hats   One by one they'll join the parade   And celebrate   Every town will celebrate someday      Now corners near and corners far   Are somehow the same coffee bar   And community is felt again   Thanks to folks I've never met   They slayed the artists   Sold their arts   Gave the toddlers shopping carts   Raised the prices   Raised the rent   Some days I wish that I could go back again   No, I can't go back again      And every town will celebrate someday   Waving sweatshop flags and grande lattes   Wearing culture on their backs   Wearing spirit on their hats   One by one they'll join the parade   And celebrate   Every town will celebrate someday      Just like they do in Florida   Down in Celebration, Florida   And when every road is Main Street, USA   We'll be safely kept at bay   From any disruption or display   Of truth, adventure, love and rage   Of truth, adventure, love and rage   Of truth, adventure, love and rage, HEY!      Every town will celebrate someday   Waving sweatshop flags and grande lattes   Wearing culture on their backs   Wearing spirit on their hats   One by one they'll join the parade   And celebrate   Every town will celebrate someday      Every town will celebrate   Every town will celebrate   Every town will celebrate someday