I'm gonna drink till I feel pretty   I'm gonna laugh till you get mad   I'm gonna dance with three more strangers   Till you get over what you had      I can feel you staring at me   And I just love good irony   The only shot you got's one more tequila   'cause I ain't nobody's used to be      It's getting late, a little lonely   What you're thinking's all too clear   Lucky for you I've had too many   I'm just drunk enough to leave you here      I can feel you staring at me   And I just love good irony   The only shot you've got's one more Jack Daniels   'cause I ain't nobody's used to be      You can't stop anticipating   Just go home, I know she's waiting   And I know you'll be wishing it was me   Honey, I ain't nobody's used to be