I make a date for golf    and you can bet your life it rains    my flat warming got started    but the bitch next door complained    it seems I'll spend my whole life    catching colds and missing trains    everything happens to me       I waited in the rain    for a blind date who never showed    then a 4x4 drenched my jeans as i tried to cross the road    got back to the car in time to watch it being towed    everything happens to me       at first i thought you might break this jinx for me    your love would bring an end to my despair    that would have been so cool    not how its meant to be    instead you vanished into thin air       I've emailed and I've phoned    sent a text meassge or two    you told me to piss off and for that respect is due    I fell in love just once    did it have to be with you?    everything happens to me    (all kind of shit happens)    everything happens to me