Hey have you heard the news    (The fight is on)    Who do you think will win    (She's pretty strong)    Maybe he's got a chance    (He's pound for pound)    Maybe he's got a chance    (He's going down)       Ok, no way this can be happening    There's gotta be a better way    This is such a lousy holiday    Ok, you win, it's automatic    Someone tell me this is not the way    This is such a lousy holiday       You hit me once, You hit me twice    An uppercut, and the war is over    Somehow you always win    I tell you once, I told you twice    Below the belt    Your tender violence hurts but I still love you       Hey have you heard the news.    (The boy went down)    Going the distance lost    (The bonus round)    They did say he won't come back    (Oh, he'll fight again)