failure is not an option Harry   take no precautions with the spiders, Harry   do it for the ladies in the amazon trees   rock the forest for the kids, Pitfall Harry      don't worry 'bout the croc that's eyeballin you   take your hand and make a grab for the vine in front of you   next in line you stomp that croc straight out of view   right between the eyes with your three-pixel boot      Harry, don't drop that pimp ass hat       you fell in the water, now the croc is gonna eat you   GAME OVER, Harry, on this system no continues   this level is a bitch but you've gotta get past it   ...next one's the same, but you've already mastered it   back to square one, rock that survival vest   khaki is the color, sets you part from the rest   past the crocodiles, Harry, you are the best   dos more levels and you've passed Atari's test      over infested waters you show no sign of fear   against ferocious pixel mosters you are a pioneer   as long as you wear the hat you don't need survival gear   as long as you wear the hat, Harry, the level's clear      you dropped the hat, motherfucker   now i'm a single button masher   i have to push faster   Pitfall Harry, you a bastard