Amanda Jones is the girl   who lives in my building   and one day i asked her on a date   we met the next day at the diner   on the corner for coffee   and i asked if she needs a fee      whoa Ms. Jones, believe me   when I say that you complete me   and we would make a damn fine team   whoa Ms. Jones, relieve me   and say that you relieve me   and my shitty life will be redeemed      she said she had to go   and that she had no room in her life   for a steady boyfriend like me   i said i understood   and that i was sorry for wasting her time   and went home and watched tv      whoa Ms. Jones, i'm sorry   for the inconvenience   and i didn't want to bother you at all   hey Ms. Jones, who's the boyfriend?   i saw you come home with last night   i got your pictures on my wall      so i decided that i was going to have to   make the first move and get Amanda Jones alone   i planed on waiting until she got home from work   and i would force my way into her home      whoa Ms. Jones, believe me   when i say that you were meant for me   and without you i would surely die   whoa Ms. Jones, believe me   when i say that you were meant for me   and without me you are gonna die      Amanda Jones got wind of my plans    and she bought herself a gun   then waited for me in her place   when i walked through the door   i saw her with a 44    pointed directly at my face       whoa Ms. Jones, believe me   i only wanted to return your keys   you left them on the floor   whoa Ms. Jones, put the gun down   i didn't mean to scare you   when i leave don't forget to lock the door      Amanda Jones went without much of a fight   even in spite of her attempt at a defense