Grandma needs new dentures   To eat the crust on pizza   Been taken out by her daughter   Because she thought she ought'a   The kids are eating snickers   Because they're so delicious   Then there's sticky fingers   And mother loses her knickers      bank holiday comes six times a year   times of enjoyment   to which everyone cheers   bank holiday comes a six pack of beer   than it's back to work A.G.A.I.N      Bar-b-que is cooking   Sausages and chicken   The patio is buzzing   The neighbours they are looking   John is down the fun pub   Drinking lots of lager   Girls and boys are on the game   All the high streets look the same