Ok, i admit i'm no oil painting   I can see why you like them   But do they ever give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat   Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep you warm?      Ok, i admit i'm not a dreamboat   I can see why they are attractive   But do they ever give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat   Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep your warm?      That's my job and i hope i do it well   At least i know you like the rubs   You're the most beautiful thing to me   So i want you just for me and my love will only get stronger      Do they give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat   Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep you warm?      That's my job and i hope i do it well