Remember when you ran away    And I got on my knees    And begged you not to leave    Because I'd go berserk?    You left me anyhow    And then the days got worse and worse    And now you see    I've gone completely out of my mind       And...    They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    Hee hee, ha ha    To the funny farm    Where life is beautiful all the time    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men    With their clean white coats    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    Hee hee, ha ha    To the funny farm    Where life is beautiful all the time    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men    With their clean white coats    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha       You thought it was a joke    And so you laughed, you laughed    When I have said that losing you    Would make me flip my lid    Right?    You know you laughed, I heard you laugh    You laughed, you laughed and laughed    And then you left    But now you know I'm utterly mad       They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    Hee hee, ha ha    To the funny farm    Where life is beautiful all the time    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men    With their clean white coats    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    Hee hee, ha ha    To the happy home    With trees and flowers and chipping birds    And basket weavers who sit and smile    And twiddle their thumbs and toes    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha       I cooked your food, I cleaned your house    And this is how you pay me back    For all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds?    Ha!    Well you just wait, they'll find you yet    And when they do    They'll put you in the ASPCA    You mangy mutt       And...    They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    Hee hee, ha ha    To the funny farm    Where life is beautiful all the time    And I'll be happy to see those nice young men    With their clean white coats    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ha ha    They're coming to take me away, ho ho    To the happy home    With trees and flowers and chipping birds    And basket weavers who sit and smile    And twiddle their thumbs and toes    And they're coming to take me away, ha ha       They're coming to take me away...